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  • drona
    07-11 02:25 PM
    Are any of you planning to go to this? Maybe a group of us could drive up there and show our support. I know its a long way but it's worth it (and SF is a beautiful city to visit) :) Maybe we could prepare banners and flyers here and take them with us.





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  • TheCanadian
    01-02 02:18 AM
    Is there a good way to post swfs? We can zip them, but its nice to be able to see the entries quickly. Is there any place to post them externally so the security of the forum isn't compromised? I might be able to set up an uploader in the next week for the contest on my server if it would help.
    Imageshack hosts them last I checked.





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  • Lasantha
    09-04 09:45 AM
    I don't think they are asking AILA for help. This looks like it was initiated by AILA.

    Jeez! This is a really deplorable situation. USCIS has all the information and they are asking AILA for help? Why not just ask the guys who have their AOS cases pending? It's so unfortunate that this needs to be done.





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  • immi_enthu
    09-28 04:51 PM
    Q : Is USCIS prioritizing certain application(s) during the receipting process?

    Yes. The Application to Adjust Status (I-485) will have first priority because USCIS needs to ensure that these applications are receipted in a timeframe that would allow processing of an application for an Employment Authorization Document (EAD) within 90 days of filing as mandated by law [8 CFR 247a.13(d)]. Our second priority will be to receipt the Application for Naturalization (N-400) so that we can minimize any delays in obtaining citizenship.


    I am sure USCIS will break this law on numerous counts on Oct 1st as all the July 2nd filers will have past 90 days on that day.



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  • bidhanc
    05-11 12:50 PM
    Hi,

    I called npr at the "media relations" number and spoke to a Representative.
    He gave me the TALK number as mentioned above.

    Bidhan





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  • srinivas06
    12-09 04:18 PM
    Hello-

    1) Is it possible to allow minimum ONE TIME contributions like $10?
    2) Is it possible to allow minimum RECURRING contributions like $10?

    When I am talking to my friends, we felt that the above things increase the
    Contributions. We are also thinking that it is easy to ask friends to contribute if there are no limits on the contributions.

    If I am correct there are more than 25,000 Members. If there are 10% of active members and each contribute $10 we get another $25000 that is required for the Bill.

    My Contributions:
    $50 Recurring Contributions from Nov 07.
    Contributed $100 for the DC Rally.
    $25 to the local Northern California Chapter in Oct 07.
    Contributed to AILF $100 during the July visa bulletin time.



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  • nethawk119
    10-10 02:11 AM
    TSC sent back my appplication asking for revised fees last month. I am still waiting for the receipt. My lawyer sent back the application requesting them to accept the application since it was filed on July 2nd and is under the old fees.





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  • LostInGCProcess
    06-17 05:05 PM
    The thing is AC21 applies to you as long as your I-485 is pending - the exact wording.
    The law allows you to change the job, but the job must be same or similar. Also, the law states, that the burden of proof lies on you, USCIS doesn't have to prove anything. So, if in the future (at time of citizenship or upon investigation) should they allege that you broke the law - you have to prove that you didn't.

    In this case EVL, W2s, and paychecks is enough to prove.



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  • NKR
    03-11 02:53 PM
    You are not DESI... How dare you to think about working for wife...Thst's not in true DESI's blood.. Wife should work for you...

    Dude, Shed your medieval cloths and come to 21st century.





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  • GCNOMAD
    03-07 01:51 PM
    Hi,

    I was exactly in your same situation last year - When I re-entered the country, I was given an I-94 till the pp validity, later I renewed the pp promptly but overlooked the I-94 end date and realized it after a month. Following is my story and what I did.

    When I noticed the I-94, seriously I dint know its expiry implications, but casually mentioned it to my employer,,,for just in case reasons. They guy was so upset and put me on to the company attorney for further advice. First I was adviced to approach the local CPB office, which I did, but turned down by the CPB office saying that I need to leave the country and re-enter !!!. But its very inconsistent with different CPB offices, because I read that some CPB offices (the one in chicago I think) entertains and give a new I-94, but most of them dont. So now I was left with only one option to go out of the country and re-enter. So applied and got canada visit visa, I booked a weekend flight to Vancouver Canada, flew out and returned back in a day and I was issued a normal I-94 now untill the end date of the visa !!!. Ridiculous as it sounds, to spend that much money for nothing. But blame the broken system. Infact to avoid the canada visa option, I was shopping for flights to India, just to go for one day and come back and the travel consultant was literally laughing at me that I am going all the way for just a touch down...She cant understand my pain.

    Some lessons learned from my above experiences and some points that might help you -
    1. The truth is, when your I-94 expires, you immediately loose your authority to work
    2. There is a misconception in H1 world that you can continue for 180 days. But the 180 days time frame is just a time window for you to leave the country. Again, you can stay here for 180 days before you leave, but you cannot work.
    3. Try your luck with the nearest CPB office, if you are close to chicago you have better chance I guess, but I tried in LA and they bluntly said that I need to leave.
    4. In my case, though the I-94 expired, fortunately by God's grace, I had my 485 applied / EAD approved, so the attorney said that I have no complications to continue work (dual status), but have to renew the I-94 if want to maintain the H1 status.
    Take the above 4th point as its appropirate for you case.
    5. When you go to the CPB office, just pretend innocent and tell that you need to renew I-94. But if they refuse, DON'T keep negotiating for long, because they may put you in trouble.
    6. If CPB office visit doesnt work out, then quickly take a flight out and return back. When you go to Canada, most of the cases the airline takes the I-94 from you, if they dont, then take it away yourself.
    7. Either to Canada or Mexico, dont plan on travelling by car. Fly out and fly in so that you have sure chance of getting new I-94.
    8. There are ways that you can apply for the extension of I-94 here itself but your attorney has to go thru USCIS procedures and its very complicated.

    After going thru all those documentation pains for applying for H1, and later after the approval after all those awfull experiences to get appointment/stamping at the american consulate in India, you get the feeling that you are fully authorized to work in US. But still that small piece of paper issued during the entry has this much importance. Its illogical that you can renew your passport sitting inside the US, but for that piece of I-94 paper you need to go out and come. Give me a reason to prove that this is not a broken system.

    And before I go,,,, here is something to laugh. My wife and kid when they re-entered US, their passport expiry was before the visa end date, but guess what, their I-94 was correctly/(or mistakenly) given untill the visa end date !!! Anyway, thru some immigration officer's mistake God saved my wife and kid from going thru what I went thru...

    I hope this helps and I wish you the best of luck to get it in the local CPB office itself.

    God Bless.



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  • smiledentist
    06-15 03:14 PM
    Hi Amit.

    I was thinking if I could show one of the partners as succesor of interest, then he can file my 485 as the dental office from which my perm was filed now belongs to him after the partners split.
    Any comments.

    485 can be filed for future employment. So technically, your old company with one of the partners can file for 485, presuming no other technical flaws with ability to pay and other such stuff. Contact an attorney, but according to me, a strong possibility of filing with old company and then using AC21.





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  • sriv1
    01-30 05:46 PM
    Same here.. We filed for Change of Status on Oct 1, so far no update from Vermont Center. Are these published dates real?



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  • stxvr
    07-20 02:24 PM
    7% limit is for the each category (like EB 7%) then seperate 7% for FB.
    Can the EB used all the numbers of india (25,620) OR it can use only 7% of the EB only means (9800)





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  • tp976
    12-31 01:53 PM
    No FP notice either. Check signatue for more details.

    sept 11 notice date, EAD approved for spouse and me. case transferred to TSC, no FP yet



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  • pappu
    05-11 01:09 PM
    http://www.npr.org/templates/rundowns/rundown.php?prgId=3

    has some other story



    NPR Program Stream


    link on http://www.npr.org/

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  • ganguteli
    04-23 12:55 PM
    Raj,

    Try to help if you can, if not just shut the **** up, only the person on the wrong side can feel the pain. He'll consult attorney anyways.

    Fake profile alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    How did you get your mailing, I140 reciept, approval and RFE date on the same day :D:D:D

    About krithi

    Will you consider attending the advocacy day or rally in DC in 2009.
    No
    Would you like to be a Immigration Voice Volunteer
    No

    Current GC Processing Stage
    I-485
    Priority Date
    Nov-05
    Green Card Category
    EB2
    Nationality
    India
    Country of Chargeability
    India
    Service Center
    Texas
    Labor Type
    Perm
    Perm Center
    Chicago
    Labor Approval Date
    11/05/2005
    I140-I485 Concurrent Filing
    No
    I140 Mailed Date
    04/06/2006
    I140 Filing Type
    Regular
    I140 USCIS Rcvd Date
    04/06/2006
    I140 Rcpt Notice Date
    04/06/2006
    I140 RFE Date
    04/06/2006
    I140 Approval Date
    04/06/2006
    July 2007 Filer
    Yes
    Adjustment of Status Application Type
    Adjustment of Status (I-485)
    I485 Mailed Date
    07/02/2007
    I485 USCIS Rcvd Date
    07/02/2007
    I485 Rcpt Notice Date
    08/27/2007
    Finger Print Notice Date
    09/27/2007
    Application Status
    Pending
    EAD Mailed Date
    08/27/2007
    EAD Approval Date
    08/27/2007
    AP Mailed Date
    08/27/2007
    AP Approval Date
    08/27/2007



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  • bablata2007
    11-27 03:36 PM
    May be I wasnt clear in my query. Here is the situation:

    I am on 8th yr H1B extension. Got my LC approved, got EAD, finger printing done. So now just waiting for 485 to be approved. And if I lose my job to a layoff.....what are my options?


    So an H1B transfer will still work out in my case?





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  • geve
    09-22 11:58 AM
    http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/sep2008/tc20080915_270731.htm

    There's no place like the U.S. when it comes to creating a thriving tech sector. Or is there? The U.S. still has the world's most competitive information technology industry, but its lead is slipping, according to a new study conducted by the Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) for the Business Software Alliance (BSA).

    The study, released Sept. 16, ranks 66 countries in six areas, including the availability of skilled labor, the "innovation friendliness" of a nation's culture, and the strength of its legal protections for intellectual property. The U.S. scored highest overall, but its rating fell from last year, and it was No. 1 in only three of the categories. "America should be proud that it's No. 1, but Americans should also be aware that it can no longer take its leadership for granted," says Robert Holleyman, president and CEO of the BSA, a Washington (D.C.)-based organization that promotes the interests of the software industry.

    The EIU's analysis also weighed the quality of a nation's technology infrastructure, measuring the number of PCs per 100 people, market spending on IT hardware per 100 people, the availability of secure Internet servers per 100,000 people, and the percentage of the population with high-speed Internet access. Switzerland, ranked 11th overall, outscored the U.S. on IT infrastructure, which accounted for 20% of a country's score. The study also assessed the openness of a country's economy and the quality of government leadership on technology issues.

    No. 5 in R&D Support

    In a finding that's likely to vex would-be entrepreneurs, the U.S. scores even further down the list�No. 5�in support for R&D. Taiwan led the category, followed by South Korea, Japan, and Sweden. Here, the EIU scored countries based on the number of new IT-related patents, receipts from royalty payments and licensing fees, and public and private spending on R&D. Holleyman says the BSA plans to share its findings with both major Presidential campaigns and with members of Congress.

    The U.S. also lags countries including Canada, Singapore, Britain, and Norway in support for IT development, which accounted for 15% of the overall score. This category covers such things as e-government initiatives, government spending on IT hardware, and access to financing.

    The findings of the study will likely renew calls among both IT industry executives and politicians for the country to develop a national innovation strategy as countries such as Finland have done. "America needs a wake-up call," says John Kao, a former professor at Harvard Business School and author of Innovation Nation, a book arguing that the U.S. is losing its edge. "We don't really have a national strategy," he says. "And while I'm not a fan of top-down technocratic approach, I think that at this point in our history, having no strategy is not satisfactory."

    Sounding the Alarm

    As concerned as he is about U.S. competitiveness, Kao is not a favor of indexes that compare competitiveness among nations, saying they can misrepresent a country's true climate. "They're really abstractions of reality, and they often paint too rosy a picture," he says.
    Kao isn't alone in calling the country's competitiveness into question. Judy Estrin, a former Cisco Systems (CSCO) executive, is sounding the alarm as well in a new book, Closing the Innovation Gap, published by BusinessWeek's parent, The McGraw-Hill Cos. (MHP). Estrin says that the lead America enjoys now is the result of work done decades ago, and that the same commitment to innovation and research that existed before has evaporated. "Innovation builds on innovation. We're reaping the benefits now of seeds planted 10, 20, and 30 years ago, and the problem is that we're not planting any more seeds," she says.

    The study shows the U.S. still leads the world in the "human capital" category, which measures the number of students attending universities, a country's capacity to train scientists and engineers, and employment in the tech sector as a percentage of the overall workforce. Here too, though, the U.S. lead is threatened. While students from other countries still flock to U.S. universities to get their MBAs and PhDs, tight immigration policies are causing more of those students to go home after graduation. "Our own education system is not producing the innovators we need," Estrin says. "And we're not opening our doors to the best people, and our immigration policy is such that we have been making it harder for them to stay, and so they are going home and innovating elsewhere."

    By highlighting vulnerabilities, the study doesn't just trumpet U.S. weaknesses; it points to areas where improvements can be made. "A strong tech industry is crucial to America's ability to address almost every economic and social challenge," Holleyman says in a statement. "Despite our current economic difficulties, the tech sector remains one of the primary engines of the U.S. economy. This index provides a guide to how we can keep that engine moving forward to ensure competitiveness in the future."





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  • David C
    August 8th, 2005, 10:43 PM
    A good technique idea - sort of a customisable ND filter in result.
    This is also a bit of a strange co-incidence for me - in that I had just finished doing a couple of Quantum Mechanics thought experiments using the idea of crossed linear polarizers combined with beam-splitters and then read this thread...





    ramus
    06-27 02:33 PM
    I heard people who has I-140 approved after June 2006 got A# assigned. I have my 140 approved in 02/2006 but don't have A# assigned.





    Appu
    04-08 04:23 PM
    Zogby, Time, CNN, ABC news, CBS news to do a poll this way:

    Who do you think is right on immigration - the house or the senate?

    I bet a majority will say "the senate". That should give the House anti-immigration group some pause.

    Right now the house majority is doing very badly in popular polls. With a poll like this, they will learn the wrongness of their ways! Like the senate did in the Schiavo case.

    If you do find a poll like this, popularize it by sending it to local news outlets.