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  • gc03
    11-17 07:41 AM
    Congratulations! Jai hind





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  • qtoask
    07-11 12:22 PM
    TRUE, until IV co-ordinates rally on specific dates.. we members need to have that momentum flowing...


    I thank the idea of initiating and going about this so quickly. But if the IV or the majority of them here decide that they are going to hold rallies in San Jose/DC area, then I would not be able to participate since I don't see much representation in Denver/Boulder area.

    I would appreciate that IV and/or its core members support the concept of sending more flowers/letters/cards etc.

    Nothing of this kind is overdoing here.
    Send Cards/Letters and more flowers

    Keep the momentum going. This is not a one time affair

    Anand Sharma





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  • ChainReaction
    08-10 09:12 AM
    http://www.murthy.com/chatlogs/ch073007_P.html

    Hi, i was looking at Murthy chat log and it states since H1b is a dual intend visa one may keep H1b status and do part time job on EAD ... she did mention that the rules is not crystal clear on some of these issues, but the doctrine of dual intent allows a person to be in both the I-485 and H1B statuses and allows him/her to file H1B extensions, even if the EAD has been used for work, etc., has anyone done that in the past or knows somenone please reply?



    Chat User : As many of us plan to start part-time businesses using EAD, if we are on H-1 and use an EAD for a part-time business, does it mean we abandon H1B status? Thank you for your service.

    Attorney Murthy : Actually, the H1B allows for dual intent. So even if one uses the EAD to start a PT business, if one closes the business or files an H1B extension with the current employer, that is an option to resume H-1 status. The rules are not crystal clear on some of these issues, but the doctrine of dual intent allows a person to be in both the I-485 and H1B statuses and allows him/her to file H1B extensions, even if the EAD has been used for work, etc.

    Chat User : I am applying for I-485 for my family, and my wife is on H1B. Can she travel to India on AP and work on H-1? Does she need to get H1B stamping, or can she use AP for travel and H-1 for work?

    Attorney Murthy : The general rule is that, after a person uses the AP, the safer approach is to work on the EAD, but the law allows such a person to also file for H1B extensions, as long as s/he is working with the H1B employer. As mentioned above, the law is not crystal clear on what must happen, and we find that it has been quite broad in this respect, since there are no clear-cut limitations. It would be safer / clearer to have the EAD.





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  • svn
    05-10 05:34 PM
    Thanks for your reply Eternal_hope! Unfortunately, "Other" is not an option listed. At this stage, I am not really counting on things working out here - have already started making plans to R2I (which is why I am looking to open a IRA account that can be managed online). It's been a long wait and quite frankly, I am tired of living in a constant state of uncertainty, even though I will definitely miss certain aspects of life in USA having been here for almost twelve years now...



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  • sunny1000
    10-19 02:50 PM
    Hi,

    While filling the Labor my attorney used my education (Bachelor's degree BSc Comp Science and one year of diploma in computer science) and as well as the experience which was 8 yrs in 2008 for EB3. Then my labor got approved. So we applied for I140, then USCIS had an RFE on my case saying this education is not enough so my attorney prepared some documents showing this BSc Comp science is equivalent to US 4 yrs degree. Then in a month time immediatly I got my I140 denied, So after that my attorney appealed with I290 form, Still got rejected in 3 months then again my attorney re-appealed to it by adding some more information to it. So now the status is showing as Initial review with AAO.

    Is this from NSC or TSC? Also, did your attorney include your diploma with your B.Sc to equivate it to a 4 year degree at any point during the filing of the I-140?





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  • maheshf
    02-20 09:00 PM
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  • hmehta
    08-08 01:49 PM
    May not be direct answer to your question, but I had the same issue 3 years back - though my situation was a little bit different as I was changing dept. within the company - i also had arguments from both sides of the fences......eventually the company lawyer went ahead and filed an AMMENDED H1-B!!!!!......And on my GC application it has been shown as 2 different jobs.....now the sad part....when I suggested to the lawyer to file in EB-2 category instead of EB-3 (I know it also depends on the job description) because I had experience (previous job in the same company) + MS degree......the same lawyer said that it is not counted as 2 separate jobs because you were in the same company:(.......might be he was correct both the time (though I have my own doubts).....but I would advise to do what the lawyer suggests......unless you have some solid proof to back your theory!!!

    :(
    Hi folks,

    Here's my situation:
    Currently applied for 485 and waiting for receipt
    Will be applying for EAD/AP this week.
    I am working Company XYZ, in State A, City A currently and will be transferring to State B, City B within the same company, with the same job designation/description etc., absolutely no changes on that front and virtually no change in salary but in compliance with prevailing wage etc. for State B, City B.

    Also the transfer is not going to affect my 485 because of my 140 which said "relocation within the US may be necessary" and this was expected when I started my GC.

    The issue is with a technicality - my PERM was for XYZ, Inc and the same company in State B is called XYZ Engineering Inc, technically 2 different companies and that's because every state has its own rules as to how a national company can be registered/operated.

    Coming to my question re H1B:
    My corporate attorney says that due to this technicality, my H1B needs to be AMENDED which according to my GC attorney is the same as applying for a new H1B but not having to wait in line. My question is whether this will have a negative impact on my pending 485/EAD/AP in any way.

    Please advice. Anything will help.

    Thanks in advance.





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  • RenaissanceGirl
    10-21 02:52 PM
    Oh, we have a Giants fan here eh? Boo! :P

    I'm just kidding - I really don't care who wins either way - but I do live in Anaheim, so I'm forced to hear about the Angels this and the Angels that from everyone.



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  • bijualex29
    07-31 08:57 PM
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  • boreal
    09-23 12:09 PM
    I got an SR response back saying that my application is "waiting to be assigned to an officer"...whatever that means...isnt every application so? I think SRs are just as useless as any other 'customer service' provided by USCIS...



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  • zCool
    02-20 09:03 PM
    Just wait it out till you get I140 approved.
    What is the hurry?
    What would happen in another 6-12 months?
    In you case, lets say company B decides to let you go .. then at least you should get them to agree to give support till 140 comes thro'
    Otherwise they will be well within their moral right to withdraw 140 app and then where will you be?

    Why do you want to do it? JUST WAIT IT OUT!





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  • fatjoe
    03-18 09:14 AM
    Thank you so much piyu. I greatly appreciate your response.



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  • factoryman
    06-19 12:57 PM
    Yes, on stamp paper. . What will you ask next? A format for affidavit. Why pal, why are you doing this to me? What did I do? Why did you start another thread?


    Here it is:

    Sample Affidavit of Birth for Parents

    AFFIDAVIT BY [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] (Mothers Maiden Name: Mother's Maiden Name)

    Re: [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name] (If child is married, list the following: (Child's Maiden Name: Child's Maiden Name))

    We, [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name], hereby depose and say:


    Our full and complete address is [street address with apartment or house number, town/city, state, postal zip code].

    That I, [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] was born on [date] in the town/city of [city], [country].

    That I, [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] (Mother's Maiden Name: Mother's Maiden Name), was born on [date] in the town/city of [name of city], [country].

    We married on [date of marriage] in the city of [name of city], [country].

    We [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] had the following children:
    a. [Child’s First Name] [Child's Last Name] (If child is married list the following: (Child's Maiden Name: Child's Maiden Name) born on [date]; and

    b. [list all of the other children, if applicable].


    [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name] was born in [name of city], [country].

    This affidavit is being submitted because [CHOOSE ONE] there is no official record of birth [OR} the official record of birth is incomplete concerning [Child's First Name] [Child's Last Name].

    We declare under penalty of perjury, that the foregoing is a true and correct statement.

    _________________________
    [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name] and signature

    _________________________
    [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] and signature

    Subscribed and Sworn to before
    Me, this ____ day of __________,
    [YEAR] at ______________________.




    Sample Affidavit of Birth for Close Relative



    AFFIDAVIT BY [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name]

    Re: [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] (If child is married, list the following: (Applicant's Maiden Name: Applicant's Maiden Name))

    I, [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name], hereby depose and say:


    That I, [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name], was born on [date] in the town/city of [City], [Country].

    My full and complete address is [street address with apartment or house number, town/city, state, postal zip code].

    That I am closely related to [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name]. I am his/her [fill in: uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc.]

    That [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] was born on [date] in [name of city], [country] to [Mother's First Name] [Mother's Last Name] and [Father's First Name] [Father's Last Name].

    That I have direct personal knowledge of the event and circumstances concerning the birth of [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name] because [state how you are aware of the birth or birth date].

    That I have known the applicant since [month/year].

    This affidavit is being submitted because [CHOOSE ONE] there is no official record of birth [OR} the official record of birth is incomplete concerning [Applicant's First Name] [Applicant's Last Name].
    I declare under penalty of perjury, that the foregoing is a true and correct statement.

    _________________________
    [Close Relative's First Name] [Close Relative's Last Name] and signature



    Subscribed and Sworn to before
    Me, this ____ day of __________,
    [YEAR] at ______________________.





    Here is another version:
    SAMPLE AFFIDAVIT OF BIRTH

    Preliminary Instructions:

    -Please keep in mind that the Beneficiary is the person whose birth is being proven (i.e. the person who has filed or will be filing an I-485).
    -The Affiant is the person who affirming that the birth did occur and is the person who will be signing this document. The Affiant should have been an adult (over 18 years of age) at the time that the event (e.g. Birth) occurred.
    -You should spell out all dates. You should never list the dates with just numbers. For instance, you should list “March 1, 1970”, not 3-1-70 or 1-3-70.
    -The Affidavit ought to be certified or notarized.


    AFFIDAVIT OF __________________ (Affiant's Name)


    I, ____________________, a citizen of _____________ and currently
    residing in __________ do hereby
    State that the following is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge:
    1. I am the _________ of ___________ (Identify the Relationship, e.g. “I am the Grandfather of Mr. Beneficiary”)
    2. I was born on __________ (List Affiant's date of Birth. This will prove that the Affiant was an adult at the time that the event took place) in ____________ (list city, country) and I know of his/her birth because of my relationship to him/her.
    3. In ______________ (Month/Year) I was living in ________________ (Town where Beneficiary was Born)
    4. __________________(Beneficiary) was born on ___________________ in _________________ and I know of his/her birth because of my relationship to him/her.
    5. ______________________(Beneficiary) was born to _____________________________(Father's
    name) and _____________________ (Mother's name).
    Note: Choose either Number 6a or 6b below depending upon whichever is relevant to your case.
    6a. I hereby attest to the fact that birth records for individuals born during this time are difficult if not impossible to obtain and that a birth certificate was not issued to ___________ (Beneficiary) on his/her birth.
    6b. I hereby certify that the birth certificate for ______________(Beneficiary) does not mention his/her name because it was not customary at that time to include the child's name on the birth certificate.

    Dated: ________________________
    __________________________________
    (Affiant's Name)

    Sworn to and signed before me this ____________ day of ____________, _______________. (List Month and Year)

    ______________________________
    Certifying Official/Notary Public



    NOW DO YOU WANT THE GUIDELINES FORM THE FOREIGN MANUAL, that I posted in another big thread.


    Does the affidavit for Birth be on Stamp paper?? All those who have obtained affidavits, please advise.

    Thanks.





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  • thomachan72
    01-12 08:28 AM
    :p
    Call me superstitious but just wanted to kick off this thread again in the hope that this miracle will repeat this year. I have a gut feeling 2011 will bring that magic moments again.

    Hi Floridasun, hope your superstition pulls off a miracle!!
    If it does I would strongly adivce you to purchase a lottery ticket :):):)



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  • jsb
    01-28 02:03 PM
    per my OP, my physical receipt said my "RECEIPT date" is July 30th.
    but the ONLINE status said "it was RECEIVED on Sept 5th"\

    I was mainly concern about the wording on the online statis "received on..."

    how did you determine I was a NSC-CSC-NSC transfer case from that?
    I am a little confused here.

    thank you very much

    Systems were designed when as soon as mail was recieved, it was entered in the system. Therefore, for practical purposes, data entry date was the receive date. Many centers, when they claim, "we process cases in order we receive them...", or "our processing is within prescribed time schedule limits...", they treat this data entry date as the received date (as they think until it reached them for data entry, it is not their responsibility). When files are shuffled around, there may be a big difference in these dates, but no one has ever clarified that issue.





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  • alterego
    06-19 12:33 PM
    Yes but it is given at the service center where the case is pending. This was a change instituted last year Sept. or thereabouts.



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  • karthiknv143
    02-06 04:03 PM
    Yes, you have to change your H4 also. Submit a new petition.





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  • yetanotherguyinline
    02-01 01:40 PM
    Done! Below is my message.

    I am a high tech immigrant struck in backlog for about ten years now. Imagine the agony of having to do a narrowly specified set of tasks for ten years when your peers have gone on become vice presidents! I hope the administration does work on clearing off green card back logs for hitech immigrants and help them help America by creating new enterprises and jobs.

    -H





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  • kumar1
    11-05 10:04 AM
    For a long time, between 2001 to late 2004, All PDs (EB1-EB5) were current. Main reason for this was, labor certification used to take 2-4 years during that time. If you do not have labor certification coming out, you always have visa numbers available. Just when PERM hit, retrogression came in to the picture.





    pkv
    07-11 03:09 PM
    NDTV wants to talk to members from New York from diverse nationalities. She already has one person lined up for a TV shoot today. This must happen today.

    Prerequisites:
    - Must have participated in flower campaign
    - Must be in New York
    - Must be from "diverse" nationalities

    Details:

    Sarah Jacob
    Special Correspondent, NDTV.
    172 Ludlow St, 3A
    New York, NY 10002
    646-280-6993
    sarah AT ndtv.com
    What are you guys excited about??? NDTV!!!! they broadcast in India, how does it makes a difference if Indian people come to know about our problems????

    This does not serve any cause, though it may give some fame to immigrationvoice.org, which I think is useless if its not serving to cause.





    pcs
    07-19 03:44 PM
    As long your affidavit of language competency is notarized... you are fine